Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never-lands!
Why do male deer wear braces?
Because they have buck teeth!
What do you call a football player that can’t see?
A blindside
What do you call a vegetable that fights a lot?
Carrot-te
What was the activities that dazzled the other bananas at gymnastics?
The banana splits!
What did the father chimney say to the baby chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
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