What has a neck but no head?
A bottle!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent!
What do lazy farmers grow?
Couch potatoes.
What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear gas!
What did the lollipop say to the other lollipop?
See you later sucker!
What kind of animal is always found at baseball games?
A bat.
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