How does a skunk speak?
DiSTINKly.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business.
Why do people hate broken pencils?
Because they’re pointless!
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You’ll rise and shine!
What did the lettuce say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together!
Why six is afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine!
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