What did the pea say to the other pea?
Nice to pea-t you!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!
There were three monkeys that wanted to get into the Guinness world record. The first monkey went in for biggest hands. He came out and said, “Yes, I made it!” The second one, went for biggest feet. He came out saying, Yes! I made it!” The third one, went for smallest brain.
He said, “I couldn’t get it some one named (replace with siblings name or if telling it to someone fill in the blank with their name) beat me!”
Why did the dog bite the tree?
Because the tree was all bark and no bite.
The red man lives in the red house. The blue man lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house?
The President.
Why are mushrooms always happy?
Because they are a fungi! (fun guy)
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