Jokes By Kids

From Sara Goad-Ault, 9 years old, Tallahasse, FL

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?

I’ve fallen, Kenya help me up?

Please wait...

From Anthony, 5 years old, Niagara Falls, Canada

What month do you always walk in?

March!

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From Grace, 10 years old, Australia

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Herd.
Herd, who?

I heard you were home, so I came over!

Please wait...

From Tia, 10 years old, Illinois

Why did the banana go to the doctors office?

He had a splitting headache!

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From Connor T., 9 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?

Because he could never lie!!

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From Emzy, 8 years old, Las Cruces, NM

Why did the newspaper blush?

He saw the comic strip!

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