What state sneezes the most?
Mass-achoo-setts!
What do you get when you plant tears?
BLUEberries!
Why didn’t the fly land on the computer?
Because it didn’t want to get caught in the web!
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Old lady.”
“Old lady who?”
“I didn’t know you could yodel!”
What’s in the middle of Paris?
The letter, ‘R!’
Why do airplanes fly?
Because it would be too hard for them to walk!
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