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From Marshall, 8 years old, Camble, Ohio

What do you call a grumpy hockey
player?

No more, Mr. Ice guy!
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Filed Under: Sports

From Alejandra cuevas, 11 years old, San Antonio

What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?

Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Nickole Green, 15 years old, Oakland, California

Why cant Dracula sleep at night?

Because his coffin is always keeping him awake!
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Filed Under: Halloween

From Nirjala, 3 years old

The Smith family is very rich. They live in a circular house. One morning, Mr.smith woke up and saw a jam stain on his carpet. He was suspicious so he asked some people about it. Billy said, “I was playing basketball.” Mrs.smith said,”I was taking Nina to school. The maid said, “I was dusting the corners of the house.” Who lied?

The maid, because the house is circular. It doesn’t have corners!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Trinity Triplett, 9 years old, California

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!
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Filed Under: Food

From Teddy, 7 years old, NYC

What do you call an angry monkey?

Furious George!
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Filed Under: Animal

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