Why do people hate broken pencils?
Because they’re pointless!
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You’ll rise and shine!
What did the lettuce say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together!
Why six is afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine!
What does a house wear?
An address!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moooo-vies!
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