Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a baygull!
What did one ice cube say to the other ice cube?
It’s ice to meet you!
How do baseball players stay cool?
They stay close to their fans!
What do you call a box full of ducks?
A box of quackers!
When does an astronaut eat?
At launch time!
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