Why cant Dracula sleep at night?
Because his coffin is always keeping him awake!
The Smith family is very rich. They live in a circular house. One morning, Mr.smith woke up and saw a jam stain on his carpet. He was suspicious so he asked some people about it. Billy said, “I was playing basketball.” Mrs.smith said,”I was taking Nina to school. The maid said, “I was dusting the corners of the house.” Who lied?
The maid, because the house is circular. It doesn’t have corners!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call an angry monkey?
Furious George!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he had to split!
Why was 10 afraid of 7?
Beacause, seven ate nine. (7, 8, 9)
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