What do you call dancing water?
Tap water!
Young Man: What do calculus and girls have in common?
I don’t understand either of them!
What do you call a banana’s mental breakdown?
Going bananas!
What do you call a hungry alien?
E.T. (Eat T)!
You’re driving a bus that stops at letters T, O, and then M. What is the bus driver’s name?
You are the bus driver!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clothes? Clothes, who?
Clothes the door behind you, it’s cold in February!
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