What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look mom, no hands!
Why is a tomato red?
He saw a salad dressing!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it!
What queen does not wear a crown?
A queen bee!
Which flower talks the most and why?
Tulips. It’s because they have two lips!
What did the doctor say to the archer?
You need a good shot!
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