Where do fish keep their money?
In the riverbank!
Did you ever see the movie Constipated?
It never came out!
Why did goofy wear two pairs of pants when he was golfing?
In case he gets a hole in one!
What do you get when you leave oatmeal in the freezer?
Your brr-eakfast!
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
Because he shot the ball!
Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?
Because they were in the colonies!
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