Waiter there’s a fly in my soup!
Don’t worry sir the spider in your salad will eat it!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What’s Earth without art?
Eh!
What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A slow poke!
What did the elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
What is the hardest part about being a human cannonball?
To do your job correctly, you’ll have to be fired!
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