What do you call a sad tree?
A weeping willow!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A cow in a blender!
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A coin!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the coach go to the bank ?
To get his quarterback!
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