What do you call a banana’s mental breakdown?
Going bananas!
What do you call a hungry alien?
E.T. (Eat T)!
You’re driving a bus that stops at letters T, O, and then M. What is the bus driver’s name?
You are the bus driver!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clothes? Clothes, who?
Clothes the door behind you, it’s cold in February!
What do you call a sad tree?
A weeping willow!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A cow in a blender!
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