Why did the one-armed guy cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
FROSTED flakes!
Why did the boy sleep with the ruler?
So he could measure how long he slept.
On April Fool’s Day the farmer thought he would play a joke on the chickens. He put plastic eggs in there instead of real ones. A few minutes later the rooster came in and wasn’t happy.
He went and pecked all the tail feathers off the peacock!
Why can’t you give a balloon to Elsa?
She won’t let it go!
What did the math book say to the psychologist?
Can you help me? I have problems!
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