Jokes By Kids

From Anthony, 11 years old, Australia

What are zombies’ favorite streets?

Dead Ends!

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From Kady Montgomery, 10 years old, Lancaster, Kentucky

What did the fan say to the other fan?

You blow me away.

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From Kayze, 9 years old, Las Cruces, New Mexico

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Dora.

Dora who?

Dora bell was broken so I had to knock knock!

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From Luke, 10 years old, New Zealand

How do monkeys make toast?

Put it under a gorilla (grill)!

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From Tori B, 12 years old, Wauwatosa, Wisconsin

Why was the stadium hot after the football game?

The fans all left!

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From Georgia, 7 years old, Westwood Hills, KS, USA

What building has two stories?

A library.

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