Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who!!
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What do you call a tiger that’s mad?
A tigerrrr!
So, the other day I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants …
But I couldn’t seem to find any!
What did the Dalmatian say after its meal?
That hit the spot!
A soldier rode into Melbourne on Thursday. He stayed there for three days, and left on Friday. How can that be?
His horse is called Friday!
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