What do you call a man who floats on top of the water?
Bobby!
What did the wolf say to his coyote friend when they saw each other?
Hey, Coyote! HOWL are you today?!
Why did the boy come to school with a ladder?
Because it was a high school.
What is a pump that is related to you?
A Pumpkin. (pump-kin)
Do you know why you cannot hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?
Because the p is silent!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
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