Why did the skeleton not go to the disco?
Because he had no body to dance with!
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No, I think they eat their fingers afterwards!
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he had a hole in one!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice!
Why can’t leopards hide?
Cause they’re always spotted!
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