Teacher: If I have 25 apples in one hand and 10 apples in another hand, what will I have?
Student: Very big hands!
When you walk into the bathroom, you’re an American. When you walk out of the bathroom, you’re an American. What are you when your in the bathroom?
European!
How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
Raw Raw Raw Raw!
How does a thunderstorm catch fish?
With a lightning rod!
What did the little grape say when they crushed it?
Not much. It just gave a little whine.
Why did people stop going to the library?
Because they heard it was all booked!
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