What do you get when you come across a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie-talkie!
What’s black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Coal!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
On the hottest day of the summer, a man and a giraffe walked into a bookstore. The giraffe gets dehydrated and passes out. The manager approaches the man and says “Whats that lyin’ on the floor”
That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe!
How do you tell if you’re built upside down?
If your nose runs and your feet smell!
Why did the boy have his birthday in outer space?
Because, he wanted it to be out of this world!
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