Penguin Jokes

From Sabrina, age 9, Laredo,Texas

How does a penguin build his house ?

Igloos it together!

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From Janel, age 12, United States

What is a penguin’s favorite drink?

A Waddle Bottle!
(Water Bottle)

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From Joey, age 13, Parker, Colorado, USA

Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?

Because they are afraid of Wales!

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From Haden, age 10, US

Why are penguins the first ones to arrive at parties?

They’re already dressed!

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From Cate, age 9, Charolottesville, Virginia

What’s black and white and red all over?

A penguin holding it’s breath!

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From RaeAnn, age 11, Oklahoma, USA

Why don’t you ever see penguins in Britain?

Because they’re afraid of Wales!

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