Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Penguin Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
This man pulled up at a petrol station with 3 penguins in the back of his car. A man came up to him and asked why he had 3 penguins in the back of his car, and the man replied
“I found them and have no idea what to do with them!”
The man told him to take them to the zoo.
The man drove off to the zoo.
The next day he was back at the petrol station with the penguins and the same man came up to him and said I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!”
The man replied……
“I did, and we have money left over so I took them to the beach too. But now what do I do with them?”
What’s black, white, black, white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down the hill
Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
Because they can’t get the wrapper off
What is red ,white,and black all over?
A penguin dressed as santa!
