Penguin Jokes

From Frank, age 9, United States of America

What do you call a penguin’s cereal?

Frostbite flakes!

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From Chanda, age 9, Dubai

What do penguins sing for their birthday?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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From Halley, age 8, Chicago,U.S.

What do you call a penguin that likes to write?

A pen-guin

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From Ethan Polk, 3 years old, U.S.A

Why did the penguin cross the ice on his belly?

To get to the other slide!

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From Yitzy Levin, 8 years old, Baltimore

Where do penguins keep their money?

In a snowbank!

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From Lucette, 5 years old, Prague, Czech Republic

What’s Black-White. Black-White.Black-White. Black-White?

A penguin doing summersaults down the hill!

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