Pig Jokes

From Lauren, a reader, New York

What does a pig say in the sun?

I’m bakin’!

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From Theresa, age 5, St. Louis, Missouri

What do you call a sunburnt pig?

Bacon

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From Landon, age 11, Ewen, Michigan

What is a pig’s favorite karate move?

The pork chop!

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From Kyra, age 11, Atlanta,Georgia

What did the pig say while he was on fire?

I smell bacon.

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From Bellie, age 11, England

What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

Swine flu you need Oinkment, and with Bird flu you need Tweetment!

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From Rylee, age 9, Pennsylvania,United States

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

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