Pig Jokes

From Kasy, age 9, Illinois

What is a pig that does karate?

Porkchops!

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From Sunshine, age 8, Georgia

What do you get when you cross a pig and cactus?

Porky-pine!

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From Trevor, age 9, Texas

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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From Kylie, age 7, Portland, OR

What did one pig say to the other in the hot hot sun?

I’m bakin’!

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From Darreon, age 9, Atlanta GA

What do you call a pig doing karate?

Pork chops!

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From Guinevere, age 11, Cape Town, South Africa

What does a pig learn when he goes to karate?

Pork chops!

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