Pirate Jokes

From Keiran, age 13, Paris, France

Why are pirates, pirates?

Because they Arrrrrrrr!

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From Addisun, 10 years old, North Bonneville

Why did the pirate fail his alphabet test?

He got stuck at Sea! (C)

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From Chance, age 8, FL.,USA

What kind of socks do pirates wear?

Aaarrgyle!

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From Dalanie, age 10, Kansas, Kansas City

Why couldn’t the little boy
get in the pirate movie?

Because it was rated rrrrrrr!

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From Lilly, age 12, London

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he can Neverland!

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From Jules, age 13, America

What is a pirate’s fav letter?

AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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