When Captin Hook goes to a cool party, what does he say?
This is off the “hook”!
Pirate Jokes
What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?
A guitarrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why shouldn’t you talk to pirates?
Because they like to arrrrgue!
What begins with R, ends with R, and is full of many Rs?
A pirate ship!
What is the pirate’s favorite store?
Toys Aarrr Us!
How much does it cost a priate to get his ear pierced?
A buccaneer!
