Pirate Jokes

From Tim M., a teacher, South Dakota

What do you get when you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with a pirate?

Da Buccinator!

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From Declan, age 11, London, England

What is the pirate’s girlfriend called?

Peggy!

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From Sofia, 9 years old, Mesa, AZ

Why was the pirate afraid to go to the movies?

Because it was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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From Will, age 10, England

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they get stuck at ‘C’!

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From Lily, 8 years old, Carlsbad, Ca

How much do pirates’ earrings cost?

A buccaneer!

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From Thomas, age 8, South Africa

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

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