Pirate Jokes

From Sofia, 9 years old, Mesa, AZ

Why was the pirate afraid to go to the movies?

Because it was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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From Will, age 10, England

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they get stuck at ‘C’!

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From Lily, 8 years old, Carlsbad, Ca

How much do pirates’ earrings cost?

A buccaneer!

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From Thomas, age 8, South Africa

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

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From Ashley, Kent, England

Why did the pirate refuse to say “Aye, aye Captain”?

Because he only had one eye!

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From T36T, 7 years old, Oak Grove, Arkansas

Where do pirates go to the bathroom?

The poop deck!

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