Pirate Jokes

From Angus, age 7, Maitland

Why couldn’t the eleven year old get into a pirate movie?

Because it was rated “ARRRR!”

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From Keiran, age 13, Paris, France

Why are pirates, pirates?

Because they Arrrrrrrr!

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From Jordan, age 8, VA

What do call a snail on a ship?

A snailer!

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From Chloe, age 10, Northam, Austarlia

What do you call a pirate with 20 eyes?

a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirate!

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From Joshua, age 10, Ohio

What is a pirate’s favorite animal?

An ARRRRRDVARRRK!

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From Heaven Hunt, 11 years old, New Hampshire

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRR!

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