Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?
Because he didn’t have enough money for an iPad!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Aaron Gibson, 9 years old, Bagshot, England
Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?
From Malachi Nutter, 7 years old, Mullumbimby Australia
What is a pirate’s favourite letter?
From Owen, 8 years old, America
What is a pirate’s favorite animal?
From Addisun, 10 years old, North Bonneville
Why did the pirate fail his alphabet test?
From Timothy Tshudy, 3 years old
What do you call a pirate’s favorite movie?
From Isabella, 9 years old, oregon
Why are pirates such good singers?
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