Pirate Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

How did the pirate stop smoking?

He used a patch.

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From Kate, 8 years old, PA

Why are pirates pirates?

They just Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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From Alec, 6 years old, Brampton, Ontario, Canada

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

You may think it is “aye” (I), but ’tis the “C” (sea) they love!

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From Rachel, 9 years old, Athens, Alabama, USA

Why couldn’t the young pirate go to the movies?

It was rated R! (ARRRH!)

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From Addisun, 10 years old, North Bonneville, Washington

Why didn’t the pirate pass his spelling test?

He got stuck on the ARRRs (r’s)!

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From Kate, 11 years old, Newcastle

What do pirates eat?

Fish and ships!

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