Pirate Jokes

From Kate, 11 years old, Newcastle

What do pirates eat?

Fish and ships!

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From Aaron Gibson, 9 years old, Bagshot, England

Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?

Because he didn’t have enough money for an iPad!

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From Malachi Nutter, 7 years old, Mullumbimby Australia

What is a pirate’s favourite letter?

X! It’s where the treasure is buried!

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From Owen, 8 years old, America

What is a pirate’s favorite animal?

An Arrrdvark!

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From Timothy Tshudy, 3 years old

What do you call a pirate’s favorite movie?

One that’s rated “Rrrrrr”.

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From Isabella, 9 years old, oregon

Why are pirates such good singers?

Because they always hit the high C’s!!!

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