Pirate Jokes

From Macie Putz, 9 years old, United States of America

Why couldn’t the pirate get into the movie?

Because it was rated R!!

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From Lizzy, 9 years old, Choo Choo, OK

What kind of math equation are pirates best at?

Finding X!

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From Emma, 8 years old, Nashville,Tennessee

Why was the pirate scared of the movie?

Because it was rated arrrrrr!

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From Cledus, age 9, Noth Carolina

Why coudn’t the kid go see the pirate movie ?

‘Cause it was rated RRRR!

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From Evan, age 10, Sheffield, England

Why couldn’t the pirate fight?

Because he was aaaarrrrmless.

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From Sarah, age 12, Richmond, Virginia

Can you go to the new pirate movie?

No, it’s rated arrrrrrrr!

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