Pirate Jokes

From Fergus, age 7, Glasgow

How many computers does a pirate have?

Two. An iPad and an eye patch.

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From Jackson, age 8, USA

Where is a Pirates favorite place to eat?

ARRRRBY’S!

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From Peanut, age 12, USA

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

RRRR!

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From Chris, age 12, New Jersey, U.S.

What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare?

A sunken chest and no booty!

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From Tembie, age 8, San Diego, California

What is a pirate’s favorite restaurant?

Arrrby’s

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From Rose, age 10, Oxshire, England

What is a pirate’s favorite subject in school?

Aaarrr-t!

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