THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A THIEF WITH ONE EYE.
WHY DON’T THEY USE BOTH?
Policeman Jokes
Why was the policeman in bed?
He was an under cover cop!
What did the police man said to his tummy?
You are under a vest!
Why was the police officer under the covers?
BECAUSE HE WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP!
Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?
Because, he can stop a 10 ton truck by holding up his hand!
A southern state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” In the blank he wrote…
“CALL FOR BACKUP!”
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