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Policeman Jokes

From Jennifer, age 14, Miami

Why was the policeman in bed?

He was an under cover cop!
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From Ashley, age 13, Dubai

What did the police man said to his tummy?

You are under a vest!
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From Brenae, age 12, USA, Michigan

Why was the police officer under the covers?

BECAUSE HE WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP!
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From David Alexander B (aka DAB), 10 years old, Kingwood, Texas

Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?

Because, he can stop a 10 ton truck by holding up his hand!
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From ABDULLAH S., 12 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

A southern state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” In the blank he wrote…

“CALL FOR BACKUP!”
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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a flying policeman?

A helicopper!
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