Why was the cop in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop!
Policeman Jokes
The policeman said to the wig shopkeeper, “Sorry, we haven’t found your stolen wigs yet,
but we have been combing the the area!”
Once upon a time there were three people named Trouble, Your Manners, and Be Quiet. One day Trouble fell into a hole. Your Manners and Be Quiet went to the police station for help. Your Manners waited outside and Be Quiet went inside. The front cop asked:
What is your name?
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
Because he heard that someone had stolen a base!
Why was the policeman in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop.
Which jam does a policeman use on his bread?
Traffic jam!
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