Rock Jokes

From Patrick, age 6, USA

What did the rock want to do?

Rock and roll.

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy!

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From Katlin, age 10, NC

Where is a rock’s favorite place to go in New York?

ROCKefeller Center!

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From James, age 5, Washington

What do you call a truant rock?

A skipping stone!

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Anonymous

Where did the stone go to dance?

The Crystal Ball!

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From Double C, 11 years old, New York

What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?

Rolling Stone

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