Why can’t minerals lie?
They’re always in their pure form!
From Bob Clyde, 12 years old, Northern Hemisphere
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Rock Jokes
What did the gold rock say to the pyrite rock?
“You’re a fool and a fake!”
Where do rocks sleep?
With bedrocks!
What happens if you put a rock in the Dead Sea?
It will get wet!
What did the rock say to the ruler? What did the ruler respond to the rock?
Rock: You rule!
Ruler: You rock!
Ruler: You rock!
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock!!
