What did the metamorphic rock say during testing?
This is too much pressure!
From Eternal Screeching, 3 years old, America
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Rock Jokes
What do you call a truant rock?
A skipping stone!
What did the diamond say to the copper?
Nothing……Minerals don’t TALC!
Why can’t minerals lie?
They’re always in their pure form!
What did the gold rock say to the pyrite rock?
“You’re a fool and a fake!”
Where do rocks sleep?
With bedrocks!
