Rock Jokes

Anonymous

What is a rock’s favorite transportation?

A rocket.

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From Nani, age 11, California

What rock band does not sing?

The Grand Canyon!

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From Carly, age 9, U.S.A

What did the sedimentary rock say to the ingneous rock?

You are hot!

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From Kayleigh, age 9, Ontario, Canada

What’s a rock’s favorite song?

We will, we will, ROCK you!

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Anonymous

What did the stone drink?

Soda on the rocks!

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From Jasmin, 9 years old, America

What did the volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

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