Where do rocks sleep?
Bedrock.
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Rock Jokes
How does a rock wash his clothes?
On the rock cycle. Tumble dry.
What did the metamorphic rock say during testing?
This is too much pressure!
What do you call a truant rock?
A skipping stone!
What did the diamond say to the copper?
Nothing……Minerals don’t TALC!
Why can’t minerals lie?
They’re always in their pure form!
