Rock Jokes

From Lindy, T.

What did the metamorphic rock say to the igneous rock?

Don’t take me for granted (granite) because I am nice (gneiss)!

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From Christine, age 10, Katy, Texas

What’s a geologist’s favorite type of music?

Rock music!

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Anonymous

What did the stone drink?

Soda on the rocks!

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From Jhanvi, 9 years old, India

If we put a yellow rock in the Red Sea what will happen?

It will become wet!

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From Jacke, age 9, NC

What was the rock’s band called?

Rock and roll.

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Anonymous

Where do pebbles grow up?

In the rockery!

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