Rock Jokes

From Bryan, age 12, Crawford, Texas

What does a rock and a wheel have in common?

One rocks and one rolls!

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From Grace, age 11, Tokyo, Japan

What is green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

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From Matthew M, 7 years old, Brooklyn, New York

What did the rock say to the ruler? What did the ruler respond to the rock?

Rock: You rule!
Ruler: You rock!

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Anonymous

What is a rock’s favorite transportation?

A rocket.

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From Nani, age 11, California

What rock band does not sing?

The Grand Canyon!

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From Carly, age 9, U.S.A

What did the sedimentary rock say to the ingneous rock?

You are hot!

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