The contraction for never is not ever. The contraction for blush is blood rush. What’s the contraction for studying?
Student dying.
From Sebastian Michaelis, 11 years old, Cock Bridge, Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom
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School Jokes
A teacher says “The first kid to answer my question can go home.”
A kid throws his backpack out the window, then the teacher says “Who threw that?”
The kid says, “Me! I am going home!”
What’s a pencil’s favorite place?
Pencilvania!
Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..
But they won’t even let us sleep in class!
Teacher: Maria, go find North America.
Maria: Here.
Teacher: Correct.
Teacher: Okay, who discovered North America?
Students: Maria!
Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?
Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)
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