A teacher says “The first kid to answer my question can go home.”
A kid throws his backpack out the window, then the teacher says “Who threw that?”
The kid says, “Me! I am going home!”
School Jokes
What’s a pencil’s favorite place?
Pencilvania!
Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..
But they won’t even let us sleep in class!
Teacher: Maria, go find North America.
Maria: Here.
Teacher: Correct.
Teacher: Okay, who discovered North America?
Students: Maria!
Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?
Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)
What kind of people do you find in school?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties!
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