School Jokes

From Vincent, 10 years old, U.S.A

What’s a pencil’s favorite place?

Pencilvania!

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From Lubna, 12 years old, Malaysia

Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..

But they won’t even let us sleep in class!

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From Jason, 10 years old, California

Teacher: Maria, go find North America.
Maria: Here.
Teacher: Correct.
Teacher: Okay, who discovered North America?

Students: Maria!

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From Clews, 9 years old, Epic City

Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?

Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)

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From Sheneqiu, 11 years old, Maryland

What kind of people do you find in school?

Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties!

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From Neo, 10 years old, New Zealand

During roll call my teacher said to me “Are you chewing gum, young lady?”

“No, I’m Neo”

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