Teacher: Give me a sentence that has the words defence, defeat, and detail.
Student: When the horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail.
School Jokes
Why did the boy come to school with a ladder?
Because it was a high school.
The contraction for never is not ever. The contraction for blush is blood rush. What’s the contraction for studying?
Student dying.
A teacher says “The first kid to answer my question can go home.”
A kid throws his backpack out the window, then the teacher says “Who threw that?”
The kid says, “Me! I am going home!”
What’s a pencil’s favorite place?
Pencilvania!
Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..
But they won’t even let us sleep in class!
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