A girl was walking to school and she was late. The teacher said to her “Why are you late?”
The girl answered “When I was walking to school I saw a sign that said ‘school zone, slow down.’
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From Chelsea, 12 years old, Australia
A girl was walking to school and she was late. The teacher said to her “Why are you late?”
From Chelsea, 12 years old, Australia
Why was the girl’s SCHOOL report card wet?
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