During roll call my teacher said to me “Are you chewing gum, young lady?”
School Jokes
“No, I’m Neo”
Why did the student do his math problems on the floor?
Because the teacher told them not use tables!
Teacher: Whatever I ask, all of you must answer at once. What is 4+6?
Students: AT ONCE!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Beacuse his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Teacher – What is today’s reason for coming late?
Boy – I ran so fast that I forgot to think of a reason!
In what season do you have to write about all that happened in the current book you are reading?
Summer-izing!!!!
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