Why was the girl’s SCHOOL report card wet?
Because her score was below C!
School Jokes
Why did the teachers tie their students’ legs together?
They were taking a class trip!
What do you call a major run over by a steam roller?
A flat major!
What school do giraffes go to?
High school!
Why did the school cook go to jail?
Because she beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Tom, can you please point where we are?
Tom- Right there! (points to North America)
Teacher- Correct… Now little Johnny, can you tell us who discovered North America?
Little Johnny- Tom did!
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