What do you call a major run over by a steam roller?
A flat major!
School Jokes
What school do giraffes go to?
High school!
Why did the school cook go to jail?
Because she beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Tom, can you please point where we are?
Tom- Right there! (points to North America)
Teacher- Correct… Now little Johnny, can you tell us who discovered North America?
Little Johnny- Tom did!
Why was the computer late for school?
He had a virus!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!
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