What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
School Jokes
Teacher:Draw a diagram of a bacteria.
Student:I have already drawn it.
Teacher:Your paper is blank and i cant see a thing…….
Student:Teacher,you forgot we cannot see microorganisms with our naked eye!!
The teacher stood in front of the class “Stand up if you’re an idiot.” John stood up. “John, why do you think you’re an idiot?”
“I don’t miss; I just hate to see you standing there all on your own!”
Teacher:Jenny how do you spell mouse??
Jenny:M-O-U-S
Teacher:And what’s on the end???
Jenny:A tail!!!
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The food!
A prince went to school. The teacher said to bring a ruler. What did he bring?
The king!
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