Teacher:Draw a diagram of a bacteria.
Student:I have already drawn it.
Teacher:Your paper is blank and i cant see a thing…….
Student:Teacher,you forgot we cannot see microorganisms with our naked eye!!
School Jokes
The teacher stood in front of the class “Stand up if you’re an idiot.” John stood up. “John, why do you think you’re an idiot?”
“I don’t miss; I just hate to see you standing there all on your own!”
Teacher:Jenny how do you spell mouse??
Jenny:M-O-U-S
Teacher:And what’s on the end???
Jenny:A tail!!!
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The food!
A prince went to school. The teacher said to bring a ruler. What did he bring?
The king!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because she had a bright class!
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