Teacher: Billy, if you have 50 cents, and you asked your dad for 50 cents more, how much money would you have?
Billy: 50 cents
Teacher: You don’t know how to add!
So Billy said…
You don’t know my dad!
School Jokes
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him that it was a piece of cake!
Why did the child eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Adult: You are getting on my last nerve!
Child: What happened to the other nerves?
Why did the boy eat his homework ??
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How does a pen know how to start working when you are about to throw it away?
Because it has an ink-ling something is going to happen!
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