What did the pen say to the paper?
What’s the WRITE answer?
School Jokes
Guess what we learned at school today? Said Stanley as he burst through the front door . “we learned how to make babies!”
“And how do you make babies?” asked Stanley’s mother.
“Its easy,” said Stanley .
“First change the y in baby to i and then you add es!”
Can FEBRUARY march?
No, April may.
Why did the children eat their homework?
The teacher said it was like CAKE!
Boy: Miss, would you tell me off for something I didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Boy:Good because I didn’t do my homework!
Child : Mommy, I am in the top ten in our class!
Mommy : Oh,great! How many are in the class?
Ten!
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