Where do pencils go on vacation?
Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?
What did the lipstick say to her teacher when she got a bad grade?
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
What did the eraser say to the pencil?