Why did the bear cub take off his shoes?
Why does a blonde have TGIF on the back of her shoes?
An elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The elephant was seeking and the ant was hiding. When the elephant finished counting, he quickly noticed that the ant was hiding in the temple. How?
There was a guy, he wanted an animal who could talk so he got in his car and went to the pet shop. When he was there, he asked the man but the man said he only had a centipede who could talk.The man took the centipede home and asked him “Do you want to go somewhere?” but the centipede said nothing. After a half hour he came back and still the centipede said nothing. After one hour the centipede said nothing. The man told him it was the last time he would ask him. Then the centipede said…
Why was the Shoe complaining to the other Shoe?
Two guys were camping in the forest. One guy was named Tom and the other one was named Pete. All of a sudden a bear started chasing after them. Tom and Pete climbed a nearby tree, but the bear started knocking the tree. “This tree won’t stay up for long.” said Tom. He saw Pete tying his shoelaces like he was about to run. “Pete! You could never outrun that bear!” Said Tom. “I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Pete said