What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
In a game of basketball a player said to the other team,”You guys were way ahead! Now we’re tied!”
The other player said “Not for long, Shoelace!”
“Why are you calling me Shoelace?” asks the player who started the conversation.
What do you call a shoe sailing through the air?
What kind of shoes do cars like?
What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
What did the boy say when he found a new pair of shoes he liked?