In a game of basketball a player said to the other team,”You guys were way ahead! Now we’re tied!”
The other player said “Not for long, Shoelace!”
“Why are you calling me Shoelace?” asks the player who started the conversation.
“Because i just unTIED you!”
What do you call a shoe sailing through the air?
A Shoefly!
What kind of shoes do cars like?
VANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers!
Why does a blonde have TGIF on the back of her shoes?
TOES GO IN FIRST!
An elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The elephant was seeking and the ant was hiding. When the elephant finished counting, he quickly noticed that the ant was hiding in the temple. How?
The elephant found the ant’s shoes outside the temple!
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