What type of shoes do lazy people wear?
Loafers because they always loaf around!
From Penelope, age 9, Roscoe, USA
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What did the shoelace say to the other one?
That’s knot mine!
What is the definition of busy?
A mother centipede buying shoes for her kids.
Why did the baseball fan have shoes on his house?
He wanted to make his home run!
What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?
A croc!
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I’m stuck on you!
