How did the rocket lose its job?
Space Jokes
He got fired!
What chocolate do they eat in space?
Milky-Ways and Mars bars!
Why did the alien get a ticket?
Because he forgot to pay the parking meteor!
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
Did you hear the one about the space ship?
It was out of this world!
Why are Grandfather’s teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!
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