How did the rocket lose its job?
It got fired.
Space Jokes
Why don’t aliens have a doorbell on their spaceship?
Because they are trying to win the Nobel Prize!
If the ones that hit a planet are called meteorites, then what are the ones called that don’t hit a planet?
meteorwrongs!!
Why did Mickey go to outer space?
To see Pluto.
What star is dangerous?
A shooting star!
Why does Saturn have rings?
Because it got married!!!
